Every single page on this website has an orange button. Some are obvious, some are subtle, and some are a mystery. But there’s one on every page, and they all lead to a wonderful surprise! It’s rather like putting yourself in the hands of a good local pool and spa business, let’s say specifically hudson valley pools from RoyalPoolsAndSpas.com. You arrive at one of their stores needing advice on above ground pools, what would be the best for your needs, loads of questions about pool accessories, safety, maintenance, warranties, well you get the point. Finding that orange button for pool and spa information could make shopping for your first pool a whole lot easier.
Now, that that issue has been dealt with let’s get onto the next challenge at hand: this website is full of pages that are full of words. Sometimes the words will go together to form sentences, and sometimes not.
But either way, your goal is to track down the orange button on each page. You can click one for a fun little surprise. You can click two for an even better treat. Three will get you a nice reward indeed. But if you can manage to find them all, something wonderful and magical will happen!
Here’s a little hint, in the form of a dichostic emulgram:
Thursday tops the cake with rice
Monday paid the ultimate price
Sunday, Sunday, can’t you see
Tuesday’s run off with homily
Utter leakage in Friday’s tent
Wednesday’s skirt is horribly rent.
I know some of you out there are nodding already. You’ve got it! I was afraid this one would be too easy. Please don’t tell the rest (it’s so much less fun to figure it out for yourselves!). Head on over to an online casino USA and play some games until everyone is all caught up and we can go on to the next round.
Are we ready? This one is inspired by some particularly exciting online slots that I was playing o’er a fortnight hence (in the style of a Pakistani Whaling Saga):
Diddle, diddle, tawdry frog/ making bunches on a timber hoof
If my band saw band saw tooth/ little Rene’s the one for proof
Cuddle up and listen hard/ Ferdinand’s ball got in your yard.
A bit harder this time, isn’t it? I daresay that caught some of the lesser-endowed members of this here fraternity. But don’t you worry, there are plenty of big orange buttons to go around still…